Archives
2005-01-26 - shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertitsfartturd andtwat
2004-10-13 - fuck a duck
2004-04-20 - fourtwenty
2004-02-29 - Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
2004-02-23 - lackluster
2004-02-08 - insanity in entertainment
2004-01-29 - I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
2004-01-23 - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
2004-01-20 - billbo baggins
2004-01-14 - Eat me, I'm done.
2004-01-01 - happy birthday....
2003-12-31 - Where the fuck did 2003 go?
2003-12-19 - Friday Five
2003-12-17 - finals suck
2003-12-15 - phantom wisdom teeth
2003-12-14 - hat club
2003-12-12 - I'm a wiener winner!
2003-12-07 - eatting plastic balls like it's nobodys business
2003-12-03 - shirt always beats no shirt
2003-11-20 - my mind is a caged god
2003-11-17 - poobes
2003-11-14 - poopy bits
2003-11-11 - just put me out of my misery
2003-11-05 - Defective fish
2003-10-31 - halloweiner
2003-10-30 - there's sharks in this water, let's get the hell off this boat
2003-10-28 - fuck the fuck in it's fucking fuck
2003-10-27 - sweet dreams
2003-10-23 - ketchup in my eye dawg and i can't see
2003-10-20 - welcome to crazyworld
2003-10-15 - days just blur together when you get old.
2003-10-09 - Who the hell rides a unicycle to school?
2003-09-29 - what the fuck is the internet?!?
2003-09-21 - Son of a beached whale
2003-09-16 - turd is a very descriptive word
2003-09-07 - I AM number 1
2003-09-05 - cravings
2003-08-25 - Squirrel Experiment #1 - Soft or Spikey?
2003-08-16 - www.adoptadork.com
2003-08-04 - testis
2003-07-24 - True Life: I'm a dirty shacker
2003-07-22 - Be my motivational speaker
2003-07-18 - Never shit a shitter
2003-07-15 - Fun Fake Facts
2003-07-05 - never leave your clothes unattended while in the pool
2003-06-25 - Vegas, where it's lighter in the night than it is during the day
2003-06-25 - Vegas, where it's lighter in the night than it is during the day
2003-06-18 - Nearly Normal Adolph will let Amanda be his pinecone
2003-06-15 - insomnia
2003-06-13 - Son of a man who eats biscuits!!!
2003-06-09 - I wanna see a fuckin hop in that step
2003-05-21 - Do you have any tape? Cuz I'm ripped!
2003-05-06 - No creative titles today
2003-04-28 - Hey big spender!
2003-04-27 - "your husband looks at you like you're a dead cockroach"
2003-04-21 - you don't want to thumb wrestle me, I got mad crazy thumbs
2003-04-18 - Help Wanted
2003-04-17 - bug in my eye dawg and I can't see
2003-04-17 - page 3, more quizes
2003-04-07 - How can R.Kelly be so dirty and make such a damn catchy song?
2003-03-31 - Mouse the new roadkill.
2003-03-24 - Be the fister, not the fistee
2003-03-10 - Mar10 day
2003-02-26 - Warning: very very long survey
2003-02-25 - I love you like a fat kid loves cake
2003-02-13 - When life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobies look bigger
2003-02-09 - P.P. in the A.M.
2003-02-06 - It can't rain all the time, but I wish it would right now...
2003-02-03 - You must first have a training goat before you can advance to the sheep
2003-01-27 - *whispers* Hi, I'm cherry flavored vodka
2003-01-22 - Tip of the day: Never eat yellow snow
2003-01-20 - I want to smoke with you baby...break it down
2003-01-06 - pork and beans flavored popcorn
2003-01-02 - resolved
2002-12-28 - ice ice baby
2002-12-27 - ...not so subtle hints...
2002-12-24 - boys suck...throw rocks at them
2002-12-17 - shibby
2002-12-14 - If you're comming home at 5pm, is it still the "walk of shame"?
2002-12-11 - Shaniqua don’t live here no mo’
2002-12-07 - pimp like me
2002-12-04 - Snoop is comming. Snoop Dogg? No, snoopy. Ohhh
2002-11-22 - pooches and kinky
2002-11-19 - I just saw a man stealing my shoes...the ones on your feet?...yeah my pimp shoes
2002-11-12 - smoking a pipe is like riding a bike, you never forget once you’ve learned how
2002-11-07 - to do list
2002-11-06 - the student health center can eat my ass
2002-11-04 - catagories...ways to cook potatos...french fries, chicken nuggets
2002-10-28 - homosexual feast
2002-10-24 - I don't think they understand what the spoonage is...
2002-10-18 - vomitus
2002-10-16 - Second round of quizes
2002-10-11 - bust out the redhead, cuz it's friday night
2002-10-09 - a body part? hoo-ha with an "h"
2002-10-06 - i didn't even see you eat a tender
2002-10-02 - let's get dirrrrty
2002-09-25 - KITTIES!
2002-09-22 - Worth $25,000 doesn't mean you're a good profit
2002-09-21 - Flame on!
2002-09-17 - everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads
2002-09-08 - Mr. Goodbar...more like Mr. Badbar
2002-09-06 - I want to see the snakessssss
2002-09-02 - previously recorded entry
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