Friday night we were going to go to a party at Fredrickson but as soon as we got there we saw a bunch of smoke and the fire alarms started going off. Apparently some drunk dumbasses lit something on fire and then sprayed the extinguisher all over. So we decided to head to the downtown bars until things cooled down. We went to the Zone, interesting bar. A lot of very drunk ugly people, but they entertained us by dancing terribly. So by the time we left everyone at the party had passed out. We just went back to the apartment and drank a little bit more and watched people buy kangaroo scrotums on some show, then we passed out.

Saturday I went and laid out for a while since it was so nice out. Later I went out w/ some girls from the floor to a few parties. However the cops showed up at 2 of them and since some of the girls weren't 21 and I drove we had to keep taking off. At one point we had parked and were walking around trying to decide what we were going to do and decided to walk through the Taco Johns drive thru. We were all jumping on the censor and the guy comes on to tell us our bodies wouldn't activate the drive thru. The person behind us was laughing so hard she had to get out and piss behind her car...it was good times. So since all the parties were a bust I headed over to Ryan and Anthonys and started drinking about 1am. We had some interesting conversation about homosexuals and beastiality. Janelle and I came out with the nicknames "phobes", but I'm a clammy phobe even though we really enjoy gay men. Then this other kid started talking about dogs, cats, sheep in pink vests and giraffes. Apparently Beast is all about getting a ladder to fuck the giraffes and they reach around with their long necks and lick his balls. Then we had Gooch, I don't really remember how he got his name. But simply put, it was a fun night.

So the excitment of today happened when we decided to go have a picnic in the grass. We noticed the dumpster smoking and just kind of laughed about it for a while. Then after about 10 minutes we saw flames and decided we should tell someone. I guess the bitch hall director and some kids were grilling out and she told them just to dump a little water on the coals and throw them in the dumpster. Such intelligent people we have running this place. We got to see the fire department come put it out and now I stink like bonfire. Well I think i'm going to go try to force myself to do a little studying now. Maybe something else crazy will happen...

Peace

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