2003-04-21 - 6:37 p.m.
you don't want to thumb wrestle me, I got mad crazy thumbs
First off, for all of you who were home this weekend and I didn't get to see you I apologize. Things were pretty crazy.
Friday I ran around like the crazy person I am to get some shit packed up and head home. I made pretty good time, but I did have to cuss out several people on the drive. I've decided that Nebraska drivers are almost as scandalous as Illinois drivers. And they are slowly trying to take over Iowa. So when I got into town I met up with Kemper since he was the only person who knew I was comming, and we went and got high before he went to see Seinfeld. Then I went home and ate and showered and all that good stuff...my kitties followed me all around the house, so that was cute. Went out and met Kemper at the MillerTime bar and pretty soon after Tiffany showed up. She freaked out b/c she was happy to see me and convinced me into a shot of Rumplemintz, which might possibly be my new favorite shot of the moment. Anyhow she has been going through a breakup so I heard all about that...and proceeded to take another shot with her. Then Jessica, Tony and John showed up. Apparently I almost gave Jessica a heart attack. I'm glad I have that heart-stopping effect on people. So basically we all just hung out and had our own private party in the bar. Apparently I had a lot of fun...I can only remember small bits and pieces of the night. Word to the wise, don't have important conversations you need to remember the next day when you're that drunk. I did let Janelle know that she only has one brother and his name is not Scott though, she was trying to call and lie to me. So finally they kicked us out of the bar, I remember that part because I thought it was only 1:30am and there were no other cars in the entire lot so I thought that was funny, but I'm guessing it was later than that. So we all pile into two of the more sober folks cars and head to Eldridge...don't remember too much of that either except that I laughed so hard my stomach killed. Tony was extremly drunk so we had to let him chill with the toilet for awhile before carrying him to the car. The night ended around 5am with myself almost getting into some drama, but somehow I kept my mind clear and avoided that. Yay me!
Saturday was fun waking up still drunk. I had to get up to make phone calls around finding a job, but after all of those failed I passed back out. Basically I just chilled saturday. I wasn't feeling spectacular because either I'm getting sick or have terrible allergies. So I ate dinner with the rents and then went out to see Mandi and Tiffany. We just chilled, smoked and watched TV for a while and then I met up with Jessica to smoke and chat for a lil bit longer. But I was actually home around 1-1:30, which is pretty amazing for me.
Sunday I got up and went to church with my parents. I think they pulled some reverse psychology on me though. The more my mom told me I didn't have to go with them the more I wanted to...craziness. So when I got home I worked on getting laundry and everything done before I headed back home. I ate some lunch with my family and then headed out around 3. Of course it was 420 so when I got back I hooked up with Anthony and we smoked and played hours of Tiger Woods on playstation2. My first round I got beginners luck and whooped the shit out of anything they've ever done. Haha, leave it to the girl who's never golfed in her life.
Anyhow I was pretty wiped out today, from both this weekend and being sick. So I just basically want to go to sleep and not wake up for a couple days. But of course I'm going to shower (i got fun conditioning mud to put in my hair) and go chill with Anthony...
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