2003-02-03 - 7:47 p.m.
You must first have a training goat before you can advance to the sheep
Can one lick their own vagina if you had a smaller torso and were more flexivle? How does one decide to stick a whole fist into someone else? And if you tried to do some double anal/cooter fisting could you feel your hands through that person? Does it feel like punching a big tub of butter? We pondered these questions this weekend, i really have no idea how it all started, but I know it ended talking about my mom...that's just a little too far. We had a good weekend, as the fortunate people who got drunk dialed could tell you...
Friday I ended up actually going home, which I probably shouldn't have...but I didn't feel intoxicated until I got home and started knocking shit over...maybe the rest of my drink was kind enough to wait to kick in. Janelle and I started getting aggressive and throwing bottle caps and dice around just to hear the sounds they make when they hit the cans.
Hey, I just remembered how we started talking about fisting...because if you listen to weezer's "keep fishing" it sounds like rivers is saying keep fisting...listen for it next time.
Last night we went to see The Ring. Let me tell you that movie is fucked up, and when a kid starts vomiting behind you in the theater, it makes the whole experience even more fucked up. Pretty good movie though.
Well that's all for now...someone should definatly send me a snowsuit so I can go make snow angels and go sledding...that way i'd maybe actually enjoy the snow.
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