2002-12-14 - 6:07 p.m.
If you're comming home at 5pm, is it still the "walk of shame"?
Hi my name's Charlotte, do you shave? It's a normal question...did you lose your pink dildo or your junior applicator? If so I'm gonna kick your pansy ass.
So last night was a good time. I have the battle bruises to prove it. Apparently I beat anthongs ass and he counted how many times i hit him and hit me back the same amount. Sad thing is I have no idea what we were fighting about, but I think I might have bit him. I think those jell-o shots might have pushed me over the edge. But Anthony was a good friend and made us scramby eggs and blueberry waffles after ryan passed out on the couch. We didn't crawl out of bed until 2ish and had a wake and bake and watched basketball. Kyle and Aaron came over and chilled a little later and we finally got dressed and rolled home around 5ish. I'm so worn out now and I just found out that Kemper is bringing Ted up with him...so I think it might be an early night.
Well, time to waste away.
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